Luck Luck Luck.... Quick! Duck .... or else!

Starring:

Mooo-sa : Moan-a-bhai Dutt

Sidekick : Danny Singsongpa

Aila : Pappu Khan

Ui-ma : Snooty Hassan

Major Bore : Kithun Chakkar-aati

Official Rapist : Roving Kishen

Half-ticket : Lemur like creature

Props : Rubber Sharks, Camels

A cricket match is organised by Mooo-sa (He had some clandestine meetings with cows and contracted the foot-in-mouth disease, hence the name). He sends out his scout Sidekick to recruit players for his team. The only criteria for selection is that you should never be out on a duck and oh... you should be able to wear tight leather pants and fur coats in the baking heat of the desert.

The star player is a boy who tries to look tough and all, but actually looks like he has just had his ears boxed by his mom for not finishing his bournvita. Every time his mom boxes his ears, he screams "Aila"... hence the name. Having had enough of the domestic violence, Aila runs away and tries to rob an ATM. But Sidekick spots him and kicks him in the butt (orders from Dutt). Aila is forcibly recruited into the team. If he tries to escape he will never ever see his bournvita wielding mother again.

Meanwhile Major Bore is being chased by gaonwale wielding sticks and stones. He has been boring them with his army stories and they have had enough. The kind Sidekick takes him in and recruits him as the morale officer in the team. All he needs to do is tell his stories to the players who in turn will run like hell ... between the wickets. Anything to escape listening to boo-hoo stories!

Official Rapist (OP) asks to be discharged of his duties from the local jail so that he can join the team. His secret mission is to add Ui-ma to his conquests. Ui-ma is a liar hence her nose is as large as Pinocchio's. She's too snooty and doesn't have time to get raped and all, so asks Aila to substitute. OP is furious and declares both of them out (of their minds).

Now all they need are the stumps, when Sidekick suddenly stumbles upon Half-ticket. She was half-buried under a camel. She is quickly cleaned up and fixed to the pitch and the game begins. Mooo-sa is the captain and he bats first. After hitting the ball, he strolls across the pitch. The other batsman is furious and asks him to run... Mooo-sa never runs...he only walks. Hence the rules of the game are quickly modified. You have to now make walks, not runs. Mooo-sa continues walking in slow motion and is joined by 5 body-guards.

The game moves at a leisurely pace and by mid-afternoon everyone including the spectators are asleep. (Mooo-sa is still walking) Ui-ma decides to take a dip in the pool. Unfortunately, the sharks had also chosen the same time to take a swim. They threaten to bite Ui-ma's nose off. (Mooo-sa walks on) To save her Aila pushes Half-ticket into the water. The sharks move in to bite off her leg, but Half-ticket realises that they are rubber sharks and have no business biting off people's legs. (Mooo-sa and the guards continue walking) It was OP who was pushing around rubber sharks trying to scare people. He is thoroughly beaten up and fed to real sharks. Major bore is also tossed in for good measure. In all the commotion, Half-ticket runs off with a camel.

Mooo-sa meanwhile is still strolling around trying to look important, but no one pays him any attention except for Sidekick who tries to keep up with him. Aila has had enough of this nonsense. He whisks Ui-ma away and they both walk off into the sunset drinking bournvita. But those runs... oops walks are not counted and Mooo-sa wins the game. They forget to tell him that the game is over, so he continues strolling even after the guards and Sidekick have fallen down out of exhaustion.