Utter Nonsense

This wasn't in my contract. I wasn't sent to this world for this. I know I should have negotiated more, but then there is only so much you can do when arbitrating with arbitrary mediums.

I should have asked more questions, but then I wasn't sure I wanted to hear the answers... not exactly the answers... I wasn't sure I wanted to hear the voice. Not very pleasant. Sounds like a thousand frogs are being stung by a million bees and they are enjoying it (the bees I mean... but it could be the frogs... I can't be sure)

There weren't any papers signed. They would just float away, besides no pen would work. I knew I shouldn't have thrown away my pencil. And I hate these clothes I have to wear. Things were more elegant before I landed here... more natural, eco-friendly if you may.Who exactly is this eco and why does everyone want to be friends with him/her.

I wish I didn't have so much time on my hands. Better take off a couple of the wrist watches. I could start demanding bed-tea but my bed prefers coffee. I know my thoughts are as scrambled as my eggs on toast. This circular or elliptical thingy is too small for me. I'm sure there is a way out but till then I better stick to my contract - eat, drink and be merry.