So, the seventieth post also marks one year on this new blog. I am glad I shifted. Blogger gives me a lot more flexibility than Rediff ever did, but I am really sad that all my precious old posts are now lost because of some stupid bug in Rediff. Six years of nonsense down the drain!
Speaking about bugs, I saw a strange new bug this morning. It must have crept in through my open window. It was all black but it's wings shone with rainbow colours in the sunlight. I am afraid I got too close in my excitement and it must have bit me. I sense an uneasiness just as Peter Parker felt when a spider bit him. Maybe by tomorrow I will turn into a super-heroine or something. I wonder what super powers I will have! I want one where I could flick out my tongue, grab and consume entire ice-cream cones before Chrys asks for a bite (he says one bite and manages to gobble up almost 70% of the ice-cream in one big one).
I wouldn't mind growing wings and swooping down on unsuspecting eve-teasers and slapping them or giving them a strong poke with my umbrella which will materialise when I say "Umbrella appearum" or something like that. I need to work on my spells.
I wish I had an umbrella two days ago when Chrys and I took a cab from Worli. I happened to sit in the seat behind the driver. For a while I was chatting away quite animatedly before I realised that the cab driver was constantly adjusting his rear view mirror. He was openly staring at me... or a part of me. It really made me uncomfortable. I shifted closer to Chrys and told him the problem. Chrys gave him a stare, but that didn't stop him from continuing to ogle. Finally we stopped the cab and took another one. I was really not in my 'Jhansi ki Rani' mood to bash up that bas...ket.
That reminds me of a scene in 'Badmash Company' that we saw last night. This lecherous guy looks at Anushka Sharma or rather at her bosom and says, 'Aap ne bataya nahi aap kahan se hain'. She quickly covers her bosom with a blanket and says, 'Yeh baat nahi karte'.
2 comments:
That's a cool line yaar.
Isn't it? I couldn't stop laughing :)
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