Chee Chee Money Shanker

So, everyone knows this particular Dhongi Baba, who peddles classes to teach you to breath and makes millions out of it, got shot at (allegedly) and a poor bystander bore the brunt. Mr. Dhongi Baba didn't miss the chance for free publicity. He quickly enrolled the bystander into his classes and claimed him for a disciple. Then he went around feeling pity for the shooter.

Next morning he woke up to find that the news had grown cold. So he went about proclaiming that he forgave the shooter. Immediately after, he claimed to have clearly heard the shot and demanded that the police take the incident seriously and arrest the culprit. He made lots of noise to show that he wasn't afraid and even offered to enrol the shooter into one of his courses (of course he would have to pay the price first).

Finally it turned out that it was just some guy on a farm 2.5 kms shooting at stray dogs attacking his sheep. He was shooting in the air and the bullet travelled far. I wonder how Dhongi Baba heard the shot fired from 2.5 kms away. I also wonder if the gun-happy farm owner had shot straight up would he have brought down a plane? Nah!

Weirdos all of them I say!