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Just when I was in the mood for shopping it started pouring cats and dogs. Just as well, I really didn't know what I wanted to buy. I think I'll buy myself a happiness cake, a piece of heaven and a big red umbrella for when it rains.

Today's newspaper says that $75,000 annually is enough to buy happiness. Anything above that doesn't really make a difference. So anyone out there with spare change over $75,000 please pass it on to me. Don't worry about me, I'll manage even if the figure crosses the 75K mark.