You can thank me later.
Oh and while I am at it I would also like to predict the approx time I would like to logout of here. 'Here' being this lousy little planet. I plan to fly out of here by the time I am 40. That way I will have good amount of years left to explore the rest of the galaxy if not the entire universe. I also plan to leave behind my useless spine (with the defective disc) and some other defective organs. Actually why not just leave the entire thing here and travel only with my head. That is the only part I really like; too much stuff going on in there to lose it. So there I will be one nice little head with a curly mop of hair floating around exploring the universe.
If you happen to meet me on my way out, don't stop by to say 'Hello' or at least cover your face if you do coz I might just talk like Satish Shah in Main Hoon Na and spit on your face.
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Oh yes ! Judging by the promos, I too feel that I'm not going to like TMK. I can't judge whether it will flop or not though, since there is no accounting for taste, is there ? :)
And I am getting a bit weary of AK's stupid and goofy expressions passed off as comedy.
Oh, and the head is where all the action is...so leave all the rest behind by all means :) Happly Floating Around ! (BTW I actually pictured the floating head and I thought it to be hilarious in a Harry Potter-esque way) :)))
Yeah Harry Potter's Nearly headless Nick is my inspiration, except I'm gonna go around spitting at anyone I don't like. In that sense I am inspired by that character in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy who goes around the universe insulting every single living being.
You already talk like Satish Shah. All this while I thought you did it with awareness. Alas! another random act from you.
I will come to your place next weekend and instruct you in what exactly you need to bequeath me before you check out. Not too many years left for it, right!
Ha ha good one... Jokes apart;
Your spine bothers you a lot...more mentally than physically? Every few blogs I find a mention of it. Even with a spine like that anyone could hardly call you spineless! Cheers.
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