Every morning about a ton of newspapers land at my doorstep. I discard the boring ones and go straight to "Mumbai Mirror" followed by "Bombay Times". This morning I was greeted by a picture of Mallika Sherawat, Javed Jaffrey and some random choreographer guy advertising their new reality show. Mallika as usual has put on her best horny expression. What really gets to me is the way the guys are dressed. Especially their hairstyles.
What's with guys these days. They seem to be using more and more gel and God knows what all in their hair. Almost all of them resemble Edward Scissorhands. At least that guy had a reason for his hairstyle being so alien-like.
Either all these showbiz types have the same hairstylist or all the hairstylists are below the age of five. The standard hairstyle goes something like this. First the haircut - let a very hungry rodent loose on the celebrity's head. Then put some gel (or tar) in it and stick exactly two locks of hair on the forehead. For the rest of the hair let a hen and her chicks walk all over it. If they poop, pass it off as hair colour. Use a ruler and make sure the sideburns are pointy and sharp. Obviously their brains aren't.
3 comments:
:))))))))))))))) What a hilarious description of the hair-styling ! Oh, and nice new design template.
receding hairline my friend receding hairline. I think that's the best the hair weaving people can do.
Nava saal, nava template, badhiya hain
@Wanderer- Thank you :)
@B- I wish men wouldn't do that. I find bald men sexy *only some of them... just in case you jump to conclusions, that excludes Anupam Kher*
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