Friday, March 18, 2011

Item Repulse Theory

Just a few weeks back I made a post about some music reality show with Mallika Sherawat as the judge. Looks like the show never took off coz Mallika 'Razia' Sherawat gundon mein phas gayi.
I would like to know what exactly is the brief given to the lyric writers of item songs. Put some words like 'jawani', 'ishq', 'badnaam', etc. If that doesn't work, use some pain balm product names or tooth powder references 'Ishq ka manjan ghise hai piya' (where the hell did that come from???). A reference to any cow-belt city/state names like 'UP, Bihar, Patna,' will guarantee the seetis. You may even use different sounding words like 'Tinku jiya' or 'Khallas' for all you care. Just make sure that there's loads of double meaning stuff and you will have top actresses lining up to slip into slinky shiny clothes and shake their hips.

GROSS!

5 comments:

Flying Machine said...

An item song for the angry young woman.

My name is Seema.
Seema ki jawani.
I am too angry with you.
Main tujhe maaf na karni

Seema Smile said...

I am no longer young re, people I used consider as 'kids' have now become doctors and engineers and whatnots!

A Chrysanthemum by any other name... said...

seema - u took her song literally? u r so gullible!

Seema Smile said...

I thought and thought about how to reply to your comment Chrys.
And finally I have it... Gup re!

A Chrysanthemum by any other name... said...

which is another way of saying that you have no reply! Chrys ke comment ka jawaab nahi! :)