Saturday, August 13, 2011

Things we don't hear in Hindi films anymore

Chrys is a big fan of the 70s and 80s movies with high octane drama, a love story with villains and a long drawn out climax.
These films have their appeal in their outrageous story lines and awesome dialogues. They don't write these kind of lines anymore.
1. "Kaminey, chod de mujhe" (I gotta keep myself pure for the hero)
2. "Marne ke liye tayar ho jao" (Wait, I need to touch up my makeup)
3. "Tumhari maut mere haathon likhi hai" (The villain always dies a horrible death after spouting this dialogue)
4. "Main samajhta tha tum mujhse pyar karti ho lekin tum bewafa nikli" (The heroine will immediately speak about her majboori)
5. "Tum ne hamare khandaan ki naak kata di" (Now I gotta spend a bomb on a nose job!)
6. "Prem naam hai mera, Prem Chopra" (Bond naam hai mera, James Bond)
7. "Main tumhare bache ki maa banne wali hoon" (You idiot, I wanted to go on a back-packing trip across Europe and now this has spoilt all my plans)
8. "Ek maa ka dard tum nahi samajh sakte" (Just shut up and rub in the Zandu balm)
9. "Police ne tumhe charon taraf se gher liya hai" (And we will fall like bowling pins when you come thundering out on your horse or jeep all guns blazing)
10. "Yeh to bas shuruvaat hai. Aage aage dekho hota hai kya" (This movie is 4 hours long. Stock up on the popcorn and samosas)

2 comments:

The Wanderer said...

:)))) Ooooh...I too miss these dialogues...in fact these very entertaining films...
Here's a few more lines:
"Maine tumhe uss nazar se kabhi nahi dekha"
"Maaaa....main pass ho gaya maa"...this is usually followed by "Kash aaj tumhare pitaji zinda hote"
"Duniya ki koi taaqat ab humein judaa nahi kar sakti"

Everyman said...

Lol

What abt...'jiska koi nahin hottha..uska God hottha hai..' followed by a boy in shorts looking at Mother Mary or Jesus Christ..

And here's my fave:

"Mujhe bhagwan ke liye chod dho.." to which Shakti (usually) replies.."Arey..itni sundar cheez main bhagwan ke liye kaise chod dhoo...."

Golden days...