Thursday, November 1, 2012

Meow!

I think I'm gonna install that app that will de-baby my FB page and replace those photos with pics of cats or something. The thing is that I don't like cats either. The previous statement suggests that I don't like babies. It might be true... I don't know. Every morning I login to FB to find that yet another friend has produced them... babies not cats. I wish they would stop, but no! Not only do they produce them, they rub it in my face by posting googly eyed photos of their drooling little faces.
I wish the world would procreate like they did in yesterday's episode of Dr. Who. A machine takes a tissue sample from you. Then using it, it creates a brand new twenty year old human being equipped with fighting skills and outfitted in soldiers' clothes. No more goo goo gaa gaa. No more potty susu cleaning.

*Maybe the grapes really ARE sour*

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