Since Chrys is too lazy to make any posts, I'm posting a couple of his latest jokes (mostly second standard level)

Father Lion to cub: What do you want to do when you grow up?

Cub: I think I'll get into the roaring business

Speaking of which tabloids these days are doing roaring business exposing sleazy scandal after scandal in the IPL franchise. And now some underworld dons have also entered the crease. Rust in pieces you corrupt fellas.

Oh! Another Chrys joke

Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi... nobody's interested either!