Yesterday we were watching this movie called "Ella Enchanted"... nothing great. But, there was this one joke in it (which I missed coz I was in the kitchen).

Apparently there was some big party thrown by the royalty and this really old bitchy type character wanted to look young for it. So she is prescribed a face pack of Bat faeces and Ox faeces - BoTox... lol! The result - she looked like a cross between a very surprised bat and an angry Ox.

Although I don't think an Ox can be crossed with anything because it's a castrated bull!!!

Speaking of which, I am reminded of a very old Chrys joke.

If Aishwarya Rai had breast augmentation, would that be called "Rai ka pahaad banana"?