Raj-peepee Spoofie

Cast:

Sorryman - Ran-far Kapoor

Logwood Bhaiya - Karjun Rampage

Veermooch Bhaiya - Manoj Loud Baja bhai

Shakuni Mama - Papa Natekar

Kunti Maiya - Somebody

Bade Papa - Nobody

Chotte Papa - Somebody's husband

Tharki Buddha - Screechudin Shah

Jeyshth Putra - Ajay Godgun

Sindoori Bindu - Hurricane Katrina

Blondie - Sarah Tom Tom

Blousie - Shruti Shame Shame

Some assorted goondas and policemen (or both)

It all begins when Sorryman arrives in India to attend Bade Papa's Happy Burdday. At the sight of him Bade Papa pukes and has a stroke... so much for the Happy Burdday. Sorryman is really sorry but Bade Papa has gotten paralysed. Veermooch Bhaiya tries to grab the opportunity to become the president of the political party that Bade Papa and Chotte Papa have built. But paralytic Papa will have none of it. He drools out instructions that are read under a specially built microscope and makes Chotte Papa the president. Automatically Logwood Bhaiya who is the son of Chotte Papa gains more power.

Meanwhile Sindoori Bindu is trying her best to seduce Sorryman. But he says Sorry and she throws away the champagne. Blousie makes an appearance to try and seduce Logwood Bhaiya to grant her a party ticket. He is seduced alright, but his wooden expression fails to reveal that he had absolutely no intentions of granting tickets to women who can't even manage their saree pallu.

Jeyshth Putra is meanwhile roaming around trying to look important but no one pays him any attention till Veermooch Bhaiya takes him under his large moustache wings.

Chotte Papa's film contract expires and he is shot at. Sorryman is really very Sorry now and tries in vain to donate blood and save him. In the process he gets slapped by a cop and says Sorry to him too. Logwood Bhaiya gets arrested on no particular charges. Blousie decides to sue him for sexual harassment. Now that Logwood Bhaiya has criminal cases against himself he has become the perfect candidate for the CM's post. All he needs is money which Sindoori Bindu's father can provide. So Sorryman and Shakuni Mama arrange a marriage between the two. Sindoori raves and rants but shuts up when Blondie turns up to smooch Sorryman. Everyone is sorry that it happened.

Sindoori Bindu cannot accept Logwood Bhaiya as her husband. But one day he returns home after brutally murdering the cop that slapped Sorryman and Blousie. This makes Sindoori change her mind and she decides that it is best to sleep with Logwood coz he is a man of action unlike Sorryman. Sorryman is really sorry to no one in particular and decides to make do with Blondie. Blondie's pregnant, Sindoori's pregnant and everyone is sorry...oops happy.

But wait, Veermooch Bhaiya and Jeyshth Putra have had enough of all this sleeping around nonsense and decide that it's time for a bomb blast in the movie to keep the audience interested. The bomb blasts and Logwood gets burnt like a log of wood and Blondie becomes blackie. Sorryman is really really Sorry.

Shakuni Mama decides to murder Jeyshth Putra only to realise that he is Kunti Maiya (i.e Shakuni's sister's) illegitimate child from Tharki Buddha. Tharki Buddha was a great revolutionary and Kunti Maiya was his chief assistant. However they slept with each other and Tharki Buddha lost his mind and ran away. Kunti Maiya was not married so she dumped the baby in the river. A limo driver found the baby and raised him as his own. Kunti Maiya goes to Jeyshth Putra and requests him to come join Sorryman. But Jeyshth Putra is in love with Veermooch Bhaiya and he finds his moustache a more secure place and chooses to stay put under it.

Sorryman is now really sorry that so many people have died and decides to kill some more. So he kills the irritating Veermooch Bhaiya and Jeyshth Putra for good measure. He then decides he has enough of all this Raj-peepee and asks Sindoori Bindu to become the CM while he runs off the U.S.A to become a teacher. Our judicial system is really sorry for having let go of a murderer.

I am sorry for having watched this movie.

One observation: Everytime someone has sex in the movie, the girl gets pregnant.