These days whenever someone tells me that someone's had a baby I react with indifference. I am neither happy nor sad. As I see it my life is perfect right now. A kid might enhance it but it also demands some huge sacrifices.
Besides all this nonsense about "feeling happy FOR someone else" is... well... nonsense. You can feel genuinely happy only if something effects your life in a positive way. Someone else having a kid is not effecting me. For all you know I might be meeting my friends even less now coz they can't socialise with a tiny tot hanging around. I actually feel a bit disappointed for someone else being so hyper-fertile and ruining their perfectly lovely lives.

*Don't mind me. I am PMSing (where's my ginger tea?)*