A few weeks ago I was at this really beautiful resort in Lonavla. I had breakfast and while Chrys was still tucking in some more, I decided to take a stroll in the lovely grounds. I walked with butterflies flying all around me, the birds chirping away, a cool breeze blowing and I am in a trance. Suddenly a shrill voice shouts out, "Excuse me". I turn around and see the most hideous thing I have ever seen. It's a black tent enclosing something that is obscenely blubbery. Four appendages stick at different points and there's a big bloated balloon on top with some wispy black hair. Through all those blobs of flesh on the balloon there seems to be some opening that's speaking these words. "Excuse me", he/she(I'm not sure) says again, "Did you just have a massage?"
"No", I manage to croak out after he/she asks me a couple of times.
"Oh! I wanted to know if it's any good".
I just make some shrugging sort of gesture and slink away, although all my instincts are screaming to me to run back and warn the people at the spa to escape while they can.
#IknowIammean
5 comments:
I'm not sure this works every time...but sometimes it does...so here's my two cents worth - Tell the consultant the truth...that you may have to quite if Chrys gets a job in another city...and that you don't think it is fair to take the job when you are aware of this. Tell him that if he is still willing to sign you on, you are game.
Oops...I meant... quit ! (You may have to quit if Chrys get a job in another city.)
Hehehe... I suppose these were meant for my previous post :)
Ohhh ! I posted the comments on the wrong post ! Well, you got it right...they were for your previous post :)
@seema lol you are still as crazy as ever - this is regarding this post.
regarding your previous post i agree with wanderer . take it up and go with the flow.
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